Domino's Pizza

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  Tip good or get phazed 5 bucks minimum
  By Adrien Biggar, April 02, 2017
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  During a recent stay in Whistler Village, my treasured family and I had the misfortune to order a Domino's Pizza to our hotel. The trouble started when my daughter, a pious young Italian woman of no more than 18, called the location to place the order. Upon hearing the voice of a young lady upon the telephone, the gentleman on the other end began to "Hoot" innappropriately. My daughter's face became white, as a sheet! The phone, to her horror, was passed around the location to several employees, all of whom "Hooted" at my daughter, who, at this point, was in tears. She passed the phone to me, so I could finish placing the order, and was loudly told by the gentleman to "Put the hot one" back on the line. At this point, I, too, was in tears. My face as well, white as our freshly-cleaned hotel linen. I stammered the order, and was told it would be free, as long as the men at the store could "Grease" my daughter (a euphemism which, even now, horrifies me). A young man named "Craigah", who appeared to be the ringleader, told me, in no uncertain terms, that they were prepared to take everyone I love from me. The delivery man arrived not long after (quite punctually, actually) and, upon seeing my buxom daughter, shoved me out of the way and into a puddle. Now soaking wet, and -- once again -- in tears, I watched as the deranged gentleman strolled up to my daughter, and shouted "HOOT" in her ear. My daughter, previously a devoted catholic VIRGIN, began to become visibly aroused. The delivery man put his arm around her and, stepping over my soaking wet, sobbing body, he walked out of the hotel, along with my only child. It has now been several weeks since I have heard from her, and can only assume the worst... That she is being passed around the restaurant like cheap Italian currency, her eyes as lifeless as a pair of sharks eyes. At this point, I can only pray for her death. Michalina, if you can read this, CALL PAPA. WE MISA YOU! [Note: The Pizza was quite enjoyable, on its own. ALthough, it was hard to taste anything because of the stream of constant tears pouring down my face. My daughter is gone; now, only the memories of sweet, virginal Michalina Pishtashiono remain.
  By Fransisco Pishtashiono, February 22, 2017
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  Wait more than three hours to get two cold pizza with to pieces of tomatoes and pineapple on it... I don t recommended that place!
  By Christophe ROBLOT, December 20, 2016
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  Worked here for a couple of months, good bunch of lads and ladies behind the counter. It's your standard Dominoes affair, no we don't serve fries and if you order pasta at dominoes when it's right next to Pasta Lupines which has comparable prices there's something wrong with you.
  By Keith Sanderson, October 17, 2016

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